Warning: The Lucid Marketer May Contain Traces of Actual AI Marketing Advice (and Nuts)
4 WAYS LUCID MARKETER WILL PROBABLY NOT RUIN YOUR LIFE
(But let's be honest, we're trying our best)
BEHOLD: MARKETING GENIUS
(It's just a puppy pic. We've given up.)
You clicked for groundbreaking marketing tips, didn't you?
Whoops. All we've got is this fuzzy chaos ball.
But hey, at least it's not another AI Prompt post, right?
...or is it?
(Plot twist: the puppy is actually an AI. We've gone too far. Send help.)
How-I Guides: Because Winging It Is Overrated
Ever tried to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions?
Yeah, that's what life feels like sometimes.
Our How-I Guides are here to save you from that existential crisis.
(Warning: Following these guides may result in accidental competence and the ability to adult. Proceed with caution)
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You've been warned.
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FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE READING
(AND ALSO DOING STUFF)
Ah, the classic "how-to" guide. Because nothing says "I'm a big important smartypants" quite like regurgitating obvious advice everyone's heard a billion times before.
But fear not, fellow life-failing enthusiasts!
We've concocted a series so utterly useless, it'll make your average self-help guru weep into their expertly-cultivated beard.
Introducing: "How I Guides" - for when you're tired of guides that actually, you know, help.
What to expect:
- Strategies so "proven" they might as well be on trial for fraud
- AI-enhanced tactics (we asked ChatGPT and it told us to get stuffed)
- "Behind the curtain" access (spoiler: it's just a guy in his underpants eating cold pizza)
- Step-by-step breakdowns (Step 1: Try something. Step 2: Fail spectacularly. Step 3: Blame Mercury retrograde)
We'll cover everything from:
- LinkedIn posts that go viral (mostly among your mum and that weirdo who keeps trying to sell you crypto)
- Getting rich quick (results may vary, "quick" = 40-50 years)
- Building a magnetic personality (warning: may attract actual magnets)
We're about to transform your life from "meh" to "meh, but with more Excel spreadsheets".
Dive in! The water's fine. And by "water" we mean "a sea of questionable advice and half-baked ideas".
Let's unlock your potential!
(Key sold separately. Batteries not included. Void where prohibited. Which is everywhere, really.)
How I did a unique twist to create engaging articles with ChatGPT
How I Guide: Using AI to Validate Google Ads Copy Before Launch
How I Guide: Fine-Tuning LinkedIn Posts with AI-Personified Audiences
THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO MARKETING BRILLIANCE
(OR HOW TO PRETEND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING)
Welcome to the "AI-Powered Marketing Mastery" Prompt Library.
Where we turn your mediocre marketing ideas into something slightly less mediocre!
Prepare to be underwhelmed by our collection of "battle-tested" prompts that have survived the gruelling gauntlet of...
well, we used them once and nothing catastrophic happened.
UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF VIRAL LINKEDIN POSTS!
(Because nothing screams "professional" like begging for likes from people you met at a conference 5 years ago)
MASTER THE ART OF HIGH-CONVERTING GOOGLE ADS!
Learn how to burn through your budget faster than ever with our patented "Click Here or We'll Tell Your Mum What You Really Do For a Living" technique
CRAFT COMPELLING BRAND MESSAGING!
(Spoiler alert: It's just mad libs with buzzwords. Sustainability! Synergy! Blockchain!)
Each prompt comes with clear instructions and real-world examples.
Because apparently, you can't be trusted to use a sentence without a 12-step guide and three case studies.
Whether you're a "seasoned prompt engineer"
(congrats on your very niche and totally real job title)
or a "curious marketing professional"
(aka someone who's realised their interpretive dance degree isn't paying the bills)
This library is your key to next-level growth and performance!
Or at least...
it'll give you something to blame when your KPIs tank.
Dive in today and start creating marketing magic like never before!
Or don't. We're not your mum.
But remember, every moment you're not using our AI-powered prompts,
your competitors are getting ahead.
They're probably also using AI to optimise their Tinder profiles and automate their personal hygiene,
but that's a problem for another day.
ACT NOW! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!
(They're not. It's digital. We just like making you feel panicky for no reason.)
The Enhanced Content Calendar Prompt
Crafting Exceptional How-To Guides:
Prompt for a 30-day Marketing Plan:
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The AI-marketing Blog (Where algorithms meet awful puns)
Welcome to the AI Marketing Blog, your go-to source for cutting-edge nonsense and state-of-the-art gibberish in the world of AI-powered marketing. If you've ever wondered, "How can I use AI to trick people into buying stuff they don't need?", then boy oh boy, are you in the right place.
So strap in, marketers, tech enthusiasts, and people who accidentally clicked on this while searching for cat videos. It's gonna be a wild ride. And remember, if you don't understand something, it's not us – it's probably just the AI being too smart for its own good. Yeah, let's go with that.
AI's Next Frontier: The Power of Mega Personas
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Life Support for Small Businesses: Why Lead Generation is Your Lifeline to Growth - Part 1
Part 3 of "Targeting Triumphs: How to Sharpen Your Marketing Focus for Better ROI
Part 2 of "Targeting Triumphs: How to Sharpen Your Marketing Focus for Better ROI
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Mastering Performance Max: A Quick Guide to Unlocking Campaign Success
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